Oh I am sure, that will be funny, here are my answers:

1. Do you live in a single-story or a two-story building? If there are more than 2, how many floors does it have? 3
2. Would you consider your hair to be more straight or more curly? curly
3. Would you say your hair is dark or light? dark
4. Does the front door of your home have a window? yes
5. Would you rather see a circus or listen to an orchestra? orchestra
6. Do you have pierced ears? yes
7. Are you more likely to be taking the photo or to be in the photo? TAKING the photo